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Exile or roman Dresses for Weddings 2014 holiday As another ashes year begins and english cricket has suddenly found itself pitched into a medievalstyle power struggle.Metaphorical knives have been drawn, and either captain or coach(Or possibly both)Seems destined to be metaphorically stabbed, in either the back or the front(Or possibly both).Either way, it Cheap Bridesmaid Dresses Australia will make a noise and hurt. The situation should not surprise even the most easilystartled cricket fan.When england appointed pietersen, they knew it would be a bumpy ride.The question was merely whether it would be short and bumpy, or long and bumpy.It is, however, a little curious that the biggest bump to date should have ostensibly been caused by a dispute over the recall of michael vaughan(Averaging 36 in 54 tests since his eightmonth explosion of batting greatness in 200203, and with barely a run in any cricket since last june). The affair is complicated by the fact that a strong argument could be made for sacking moores in any case.The english cricket boat has been drifting aimlessly in a sea of adequacy since its twoyear golden age of 2004 and 2005.Moores has been paddling enthusiastically, but appears to have done little more than send the vessel round and round in circles, and claiming that the circles are definitely getting rounder. He inherited a side that had just completed perhaps the most disastrous cricketing winter in england's history, since when they have comfortably avoided both notable humiliations and meaningful triumphs.Most of the players have made little discernible progress individually.Under moores, only ryan sidebottom averages under 29 with the ball, and only pietersen over 42 with bat.The captain is also the only topsix batsman to have scored his runs quicker than 50 per 100 balls, and even his once formidable scoring rate and sixthwacking prowess have dipped significantly.The upshot of these statistics is that england as a team has lost its capacity to seize key moments of matches and series against strong opposition. Of england's best young players, alastair cook, ian bell, james anderson or monty panesar have all performed reasonably, but none has improved markedly in the manner of, for example, hashim amla, ab de villiers and dale steyn.Moores' reign has been characterised not by the disasters of the 80s and 90s, but by collective, individual and selectorial stagnation. What, then, are the Australia possible outcomes?The confectionery stall offers the following plausible scenarios for how this sorry mess may play out: 1.Pietersen wins:Moores to be sacked and/or exiled to an island in the mid atlantic, pietersen to become sole dictator of the english republic of cricket, running the team like an old soviet despot, overseeing parades of bowlers from the pavilion balcony in front of a 50foot high portrait of himself. 2.Moores wins:Pietersen sacked, repatriated and sold to the ipl or real madrid for $50 million.Moores appoints chris adams captain, forges a passport for mushtaq ahmed, and calls up richard montgomerie to open the batting as he attempts to apply his successful countychampionshipwinning formula from sussex to the international arena. 3.Compromise a:Pietersen to be given the graham ford he wants, but to promise not to be naughty in future and to do what he's told like a good boy.Moores to stay involved in a backroom role, responsible for making tea, cakes and excuses for the team.If the ecb are going to have to pay him, they might as well get some of their money's worth. 4.Compromise b:Pietersen to be sacked, and join andrew strauss, andrew flintoff, paul collingwood, a recalled vaughan and an unretired trescothick as excaptains back in the ranks.It is frequently said that a great team needs many leaders, not just a captain.England should therefore fill the team with as many excaptains as possible ideally ten, eventually, plus a novice captain they can Flower Girl Dresses advise, bully and confuse.Moores to stay on as coach, but not say or do anything during practice, and observe a restriction order preventing him from being within 20 miles of the team during matches, other than for postplay press conferences. 5.Compromise c:Both to stay in their posts, but be forced to spend a week's holiday together in rome, to try to rekindle the magic. Appropriately enough, this unseemly squabble has marked the beginning of the year in which multipleroyalwedding fans and schism enthusiasts alike will be celebrating The 500th anniversary of ace squabbler henry viii ascending to the english throne.And what a fine cricketer he surely would have been how intimidating for an umpire, about to raise the finger of doom after big henry had been trapped with his big fat legs plumb in front of all three stumps, to see the latterly massive king at the far end of the pitch miming, chopping something's head off with his royal bat.The umpires' reluctance to trigger the mightilyappetited monarch would surely have led to him adding 'the english javed miandad' to his long catalogue of titles and nicknames(Including:Defender of the faith, bluff king hal, old coppernose, and the medieval mike gatting). Wg grAce mAy hAve hAd the chutzpAh to replAce his BAils And Announce thAt the crowd wAnted to see him BAt rAther the Bowler Bowl, But even he did not wield henry's lethAl twopronged AttAck of(A)The power of life and death over opponents and match officials, and(B)A short fuse. Later in life, when his youthful athleticism had transmuted into a colossal gut, the bearded beheader could even have taken up umpiring himself, and counted the balls bowled in an over with six special marbles, each decorated with a picture of one of his wives. "That was anne of cleves, so.Two to come, batsman. " Thank you very much, dear confectionery stallers, for your kind comments about the birth and catch of my son.The boy and his mother are both in outstanding fettle, and recovering slowly from the trauma of having to rely on my historicallyabominable catching skills at such a key moment of both of their lives. The first few weeks of life are crucial to later development, and i thank a mixture of luck and the icc that my son was born into the midst of threetest series, with no oneday or twentyover games to sully his earliest cricketing experiences. Aside from his primary hobbies of squawking, guzzling and snoozing(The ageold triathlon of babyhood), he spends much of his spare time waving his arms around, perhaps suggesting that he is destined to become a spin bowler with a tendency to appeal over excitably for obviouslynotout lbw shouts. He was patently delighted when, aged just 10 days, he was presented with his first plastic cricket set.Let me rephrase that sentence i was patently delighted when, aged just 34 years, i presented him with his first plastic cricket set(Which, with the help of some friends, i knocked in with a testmatchintensity game of corridor cricket at 3am on new year's day). Inspired by the story of tiger woods' father performing golf swings over his infant son's cot, i have also now instigated a rigorous programme of pretend forward defences and mimed leavealones whenever the boy is awake.One day, like his daddy, he will be a grinder.I can now only wait for the longawaited cartoon biopic of gary kirsten to be released.It is the captain on the field who has to deal with any and all issues on the field no matter the numerous and ponderous team meetings and myriad assessments of the opposition and one's own players.For all the practice and the coaching every cricketer has his offdays and there is always the possibility of misreading the pitch which would render all plans redundant as a matter of rote in such events, when your top bowlers are having an offday, or the pitch is not living up to assessment it is the captain who has to decide what to do and to do it on the field of play.Also, there is nothing to prevent the captain on the field from disregarding the coach's advice.The captain, therefore, must have the last word and, thus, the coach/manager must take the second rung and avoid conflict. Oops, sorry about my mistake, gavin smith.In mitigation i would point out that england's new captain, although born in south africa, was in fact raised and educated(To a high level)In england.Anyway, i fully agree as to the magnificent effort of your mamesake, graeme smith, as skipper of what Must be the best south african team since the days of the pollocks, colin bland, denis lindsay etc, not to mention the earlier days of heine, adcock and"Toey"Tayfield.As an australian resident i am full of admiration for the team's superb fightbacks which won the first two tests and almost pulled off an almost unforeseeable draw in yesterday's sydney test.Was born in obscurity in 1974.He has been a sporadicallyacclaimed standup comedian since 1999, and has appeared regularly on bbc radio 4.He is currently one half of timesonline's hit satirical podcast the bugle, alongside john oliver.Zaltzman's love of cricket outshone his aptitude for the game by a humiliating margin.He once scored 6 in 75 minutes in an under15 match, and failed to hit a six between the ages of 9 and 23.He would have been ideally suited to tests, had not a congenital defect left him unable to play the game to anything above genuine village standard.He writes the confectionery stall blog on cricinfo.

 

 

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